HOW MANY TIMES…
AM I GOING TO SIT ON A CHOCOLATE COOKIE OR MUFFIN AND NOT REALIZE IT UNTIL MUCH LATER, WHEN IT HAS BEEN SMASHED AND/OR MELTED INTO THE FABRIC AND LOOKS LIKE CRUSTY FECES ON THE ASS OF MY PANTS?!
Three and counting.
AM I GOING TO SIT ON A CHOCOLATE COOKIE OR MUFFIN AND NOT REALIZE IT UNTIL MUCH LATER, WHEN IT HAS BEEN SMASHED AND/OR MELTED INTO THE FABRIC AND LOOKS LIKE CRUSTY FECES ON THE ASS OF MY PANTS?!
Three and counting.
